Things We have to say
We should use this space to tell people what stupid shit we do and why and how Mason does it. What is Gizmo known for? Who likes Ski? What's your number one competitive advantage against an undefended butthole?
We are unique and better than the competition of which we have none.
Do you have an 18-year-old attitude towards taxidermy that results in the most awful stuffed owls? You're in the right place.
Other horrible soul wrenching things to weave into this story include: awards shoved in private locations, number of souls sold, 16th JSOC philosophy (mistakes were made), interesting 16th JSOC history giblets, and anything that makes a sane person think you'd be awesome to game with.
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